MP3 
Gaps in my teeth and my box dyed hair
With my sister's ID and a door I'd stare at
Knocked me off of my heels, honey, full force
You wore a real big wig and you pulled up a chair
I must've looked so small to you way up there, uh-uh
From the dizzying high to your high horse
And now I'm on top, so I guess I'm a switch
Like a dominatrix, I said, "Boy, sit down"
No, I don't fucking need you
Tell me, how does it feel? Yeah
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy, sadly?
You're calling me late, I guess what's-her-face ain't it
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch 'cause you had me sadly?
All that greener grass, you've been smoking just don't hit
Ain't it such a bitch? Oh, you thought you'd find better?
Well, you should've thought twice
Missing all my special, you were busy being right, uh-huh
The most epic L of all time
And now I'm on top, so I guess you're a switch
Put me down like a dog, now you're up on my dick, uh-uh
No, I don't fucking need you
Tell me, how does it feel? Yeah
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy, sadly?
You're calling me late, I guess what's-her-face ain't it
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch 'cause you had me sadly?
All that greener grass you've been smoking just don't hit
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
Ain't it such a bitch to be happy?
Ain't it such a bitch to be happy, sadly?
You're calling me late, I guess what's-her-face ain't it
Ain't it such a bitch to be happy?
Ain't it such a bitch 'cause you had me sadly?
All that greener grass you've been smoking just don't hit, yeah
All that green, green grass you've been smoking just don't hit
Ain't it such a bitch, yeah
Ain't it such a bitch, yeah
