MP3 
My dog just ran away, and I am feeling pretty bad
I've been sneaking out at night, and my parents are real mad
I've been taking lots of drugs 'cause they teach me not to care
Yeah, I guess that's how you cheat because life doesn't play
Fair
My brother told me that he's gonna kill himself tonight
With a whole bottle of Prozac or a shiny kitchen knife
He says when he's dead, I can have his Nintendo 64
And I can stay up all night long, playing on the basement
Floor
My girlfriend told me that she doesn't love me anymore
And I wish I didn't care, but I thought she was pretty cool
So I drank a ton of liquor, then I threw up in her sink
She said, "Next time use the toilet," then she offered me a-
A drink
